1. Notice that your body is covered in skin
2. Say “Wow I’m skinny”
Congratulations you are now skinny
IM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I EAT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AS MY CEREAL I USE EGGNOG AS MY CONTAct LENS SOLUTION IM GROWING A BEARD
THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE
"I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…"
the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American